I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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