There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I stole a fireplace last night.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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