that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Randomize
