I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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