He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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