who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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