Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sober January is a disaster.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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