We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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