Nicole vs. Life
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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