he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
God, I missed his penis.
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