your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you guys were way drunker than both of me
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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