sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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