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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I wish I only lived at night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..

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  What did u do?

  (540): View more from Virginia

  turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex

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• (727): View more from Florida

  you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot

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• (315): View more from New York

  He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.

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