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  I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense

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• (830): View more from Texas

  i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...

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• (619): View more from California

  Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.

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• (408): View more from California

  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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• (530): View more from California

  that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube

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