PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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