she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I will pee on everything he values.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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