Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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