goodnight i made you a song goodbye
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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