Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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