i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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