i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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