At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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