You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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