I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she looked like the before picture.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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