More tranny stories later!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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