Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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