wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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