we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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