That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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