Whatcha textin bout Willis?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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