question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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