What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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