found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
