we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires