Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this just has baby written all over it
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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