normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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