Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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