If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
ttyl tear gas
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Text me some of your sweat
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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