just come out here and I will go home with you...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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