I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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