im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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