Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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