We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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