i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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