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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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