garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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