NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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