Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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