I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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