i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Randomize