May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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