STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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