This is not my ceiling
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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