Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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