He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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