Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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