i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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