Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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